Break the Monotony

claydols:

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

(Source: basedgosh, via megleithal)

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl, via fake-mermaid)

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via the4elemelons)

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

(Source: imayhavebeenborn, via fake-mermaid)

Anonymous asked: Bucky has a fetish for small knives.

facina-oris:

i just. jesus you guys are little shits i swear. i’m spiraling when it comes to this little shit and you all love adding fuel to that never ending fire. fuck. 

netlfix:

Not really feelin this whole school college work until I die thing

(via fake-mermaid)

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

(via the4elemelons)

queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor. 

(via epic-humor)

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

(via fishingboatproceeds)

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via fake-mermaid)